Ok now is it me or is flirting way over rated. Maybe I just don't know how to do it? Ok so your in line at the grocery store. You see a person of the opposite sex and you make eye contact and smile. They look back return the same and make their way over to talk. Is that good flirting? For me it doesn't work like that. I see someone of the opposite sex looking at me I turn my head, pop my lips and give them the what the he** are you looking at look. I mean really you have anti fungal cream in your cart not to mention generic cereal. I mean really it could never work!!! Or am I wrong?
Your riding in your car down the street and a person of the opposite sex roles up on you. You glance over, smile, look ahead turn back and give a wink. They motion for you to pull over in a lighted parking lot and exchange numbers. Is that good flirting? For me it doesn't work like that. I see someone of the opposite sex role up on me I look over there turn my noise up, roll the window down and say "Honey I'm hoping that's your mother's car cause a man in a pink PT cruiser can do nothing for me. & I just hope that you know they recalled that car seat last month so you may want to investigate that before putting your child back in it and pull off" I mean really it could never work!!! Or am I wrong?
Your at the sports bar just having a drink and a persons of the opposite sex sits down next to you. You speak, strike up a conversation, giggle a little, smile a lot and then exchange phone numbers. Is that good flirting? For me it doesn't work like that. I'm at the sports bar just having a drink a person sits down next to me, they speak, try and strike up a conversation, giggle and smile I can't help but to say, "Honey did you know you have broccoli in your teeth, also I am so sure that you knew that was a smedium shirt when you bought it. That is not muscles sweetie those are breast and on a man they shouldn't sag. Also you've been sipping on that drink for way to long. When the ice melts it's time to let it go. I mean really it could never work!!!! Or am I wrong?
Moral of the story: To all my people the odds of you ever getting an invitation to my wedding is slim to none. I mean really it could never work and I know I am not wrong.
VENT: Ok seriously the mechanic tells me my car is $1500 to fix. I explain to him that I bought this designer outfit from Ross's and that I really don't have money like that. I mean really his thing is labor is what is taken it up. I said Honey I don't see you guys working diligently enough to me that you should charge me for your slowness. Really do like an attorney and have a clock set up to record the correct amount of time you spend on my car. I am so freaking mad that I left out but not before I had to talk myself out of not swiping the entire shelf items on the floor. Jeez
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That is too funny. Now you're gettin better with the flirting thing...we just gotta work a lil harder. You do well when you want to tho. You can't zone in on the flaws, thats what is killing it everytime.
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