Ok people it's been a minute since bonding with you and a lot has gone on. However do you really want me to go back that far????? Oh you do. Jeez you need a life then.
Do you ever think to yourself...I would love to be on a reality show? I think about that but I don't think I would be good on one. I think my attitude sucks and you have to be 1.willing to deal with rejection, which I am not. 2. willing to make a fool of yourself which I am not 3. full of drama and animation which I am not and 4. willing to act like you are in love with prefect strangers which i am what?????? NOT
My favorite reality shows would be Project Runway and Design Star. That's about it. I don't really get into the other ones.
Now picture me on Project Runway.... So Carole we are going to give you $500 to go and buy some fabric (keep in mind I can only sew house items. e.g. curtains, pillows, throws......) We want you to walk past 5th avenue, to get to the store with the fabric. Break to commercial----- come back and and I am walking out of SAKS 5th Ave. with a scarf and no change.
Or HGTV's Design Star ok really..... You want to hand me in cash $10,000 to design a room on a set. Wait let me think about this concept.... $10,000 for a room on a set....$10,000 for a room on a.... Yeah how bout we break for a commercial come back and you see the camera man shooting a shot in the air of me on a plane going to Japan.
I want five minutes of fame but I think I would rather get my fame from the after effect like the News with me in handcuffs from taken the $10,000 something I would like to do.
Moral of the Story: You had better know what type of person you are dealing with if you plan to break to a commercial.
Vent: Ok seriously I am excited for Mo'nique's Oscar win although her acceptance speech was doing to much. However her thoughts on open marriage is a little alarming. Now do you think maybe the husband said look here. I want a lot of woman to love but not literally? Who is he? Just to be clear he gets taken care of financially and he gets to have a bunch of women and she is ok with that. Wow.... as the kids say "where dey do dat at?" So is this because of low self esteem? Does she really think it's ok? Or did she just spill the gravy on the part of the bible that says do not commit adultery. I'm just saying.
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I am just saying~thanks for the chuckles and c u in Japan!
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I think you have something with the low self esteem----why should that be allowed when 'she's wearing the pants'; on the contrary, at one of her comedy shows she said 'my husband might not be the only man I sleep with and I might not be the only person he sleeps with'. That said they could both have an understanding to 'sleeping outside the marriage' and she didn't tell that part. Nonetheless, I think it's whack!
ReplyDeleteOh, I hope you get a chance to see Japan!
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Carole your reality tv show would be in comedy. Like a stand-up type of thing. You're always so funny, witty, and sharp. Move over Wanda...Carole's in the building :)
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