How Drunk are you? or BET has gone plum ghetto

I was talking with a love one today and we were discussing drunks. What makes you a drunk? Well if you have to have a drink a day then that would make you a drunk. If you drink just on the weekend then your an weekend alcoholic/drunk. If you drink socially then your a social alcoholic/drunk. Bottom line: true story,. A drunk who is considered handicap and normally resides in a motorized chair was so drunk he lost his chair. Now how in the world do you lose your chair. Not once but twice. LOL LOL the moral of the story.....don't drink and ride.

Have you seen the trailer for Tiny and Toya. So I take it there is not requirements that say once you get so much money you have to take an ethic class. That is ridiculous the way they talk and carry themselves. We are already label and the only Black Network helps promote that kind of behavior. Outraged I tell you.

VENT: Why do grown people still lie. I mean honestly if you don't have anyone to answer to other then God himself why tell unnecessary lies. Let's get it together people. I'm a need for you to be accountable for what you are saying. Effective today I am putting all liars on BLAST

Am I cynical? or Property Managment sucks

My bested friend Karla a.k.a Pooh told me today that I can be a smart-ass. Now of course I never knew this but after several rounds with her I only agreed 30% of the time. I think the other 70% I am provoked. Ok like my job. They expect for me to have good customer service right. How can a person have good customer service if the customer is 51/50 (crazy-stupid)?

Well this guy calls today and this is the conversation:

Me: ******** this is Carole, how can I help you?
Idiot: Is the pool open today?
Me: No it's not
Idiot: Well it was open on Thursday
Me: Ok and you asked me was it open today
Idiot: *sighs* (like I said something wrong.)

I don't think its fare that i am being accuse of being a smart-ass when people make it so easy for me to comment. However that was the debate: Do I have to comment on everything that I think is stupid? HELL YES

VENT: You promise I was nice enough to give the girl at Borders book store some of my MAC lip gloss and she rubbed it in. Ok first of all I thought I was doing her a favor and all since she had on turquoise eyeshadow and burgundy rouge and needed lip gloss to top if off. HOWEVER she rubbed it in. rubbed it in. YOU DO NOT RUB IN LIP GLOSS. HELLLLOOO has she never heard about her lip gloss is suppose to pop. NO CLASS. before you ask I drop it on her fingers from a distance.

Old Men flirting or RIP Mike and Farrah

Ok like seriously if I said I am 38 and your 55 plus married am I like really going to exchange numbers with you. I mean I need to know......do people take in to account what will happen if their spouse finds out. I am sure I would never ever do for him the things his wife does so why even take the chance. Dirty ole man

Oh and Tasha Honey I will never ever be a Twinkies away from you on my biggest day so don't get it twisted. I am still very much sexy.... You went there first. :-)

Vent: So yes Mike Jackson is the best entertainer ever there's no way anyone can deny that. And his life was cut really really short. BUT no one is not saying anything now about the very weird last 15 years of his life. HELLLLOOO People he has not one but two blonde hair blue eyed kids that he swore had his blood. Annnnnnnddddddddd you know what I will go on another day to give you time to mourn.

Farrah a lady of class and may you rest in peace.

My 1st blog post or I have to lose this weight.

Ok I decided that I needed to lose weight because it's just silly now. I joke a lot and send out text messages regarding my weight but I have looked at a recent picture and.......

When I first moved to Georgia I was 124lbs..Now by all means that wasn't cute. I can remember being extremely skinney and wanted so bad to be "thick". Then I moved here and Derek was taking me out to steak houses what it seems like ever week and before I knew it I was 136, 142 Then I got a job making a little more money and I was eating out on my own daily. Next thing I knew my pounds were 162, 172 and I won't even go any further.

The Doctor has said that I do need to lose several pounds as well. I just don't know where to begin. People give you advice but hunny they don't look like much their selves. I have to do what works for me.

I have decided that today...June 24th, will be the beginning of the end of fatness for me.

Oh I didn't introduce my blog did I? On my blog I will be discussing parenting, current events, men, women, relationships, sports, music, motorcycle riding, and what ever pisses me off for the day. I do hope you come back daily as I think this will be therapeutic for me. A place to release my frustrations. Any comments I feel I don't like I do plan to erase. My format will be the blog then my vent.

On another note. I had a decent day at work. I convinced my staff to join me with losing weight. I didn't have to yell at any of them. None of the Residents got on my nerves. I read 3 more chapters in the book I am reading. I can say it was a good day. I mean Ice Cube did.

VENT: What makes your children who you know for a certain that you set an example for not take heave to anything you taught them? I mean really.....I have had extra grown women tell me that I will be able to see my teachings when they get about 25 years old. NOT I need to see some of it at least 30% TODAY.